agentmodish:

Happy Mother’s Day, sir.  Hopefully these will get you through at least an hour or two of paperwork.

Yes, perhaps at least a few. [Chuckles]

director-of-shield:

Interrogation: Fury, Maxwell Jacob

Subject is not responding to standard interrogation. My partner has been showing adverse reactions throughout the session.

I strongly recommend Agent Nicholas Fury step down from lead.

—Phillip J. Coulson

tawghasa:

Clint was nervous as he shuffled into the room. He felt overdressed for his appointment. He was the only person in the building wearing pants, and he’d had to leave his shoes in the lobby. It kept the floors clean, apparently.

Coulson was leaning over a desk in the corner, his back to Clint as he surveyed some large, matte photographs. He was wearing black boxer briefs and a grey t-shirt. He had one hip cocked, one foot hooked behind the ankle of his support leg, and one arm braced on the desk. He looked like a model. Everyone in the building looked like a model. 

“Try underpants,” Barney had suggested. “They won’t be taking pictures of your face.” fucking Barney.

“Shirt and pants off,” Coulson called over his shoulder. “Then stand in front of the white wall.” Coulson was in charge of the Shield Intimates publicity department, which meant that he wrangled models, which meant that he was also in charge of hiring. He had been a lot more comforting on the phone.

When Coulson finally turned around to survey the latest hopeful, he paused in surprise. His eyes trailed over Clint’s body and, despite the quivering paranoia that he was making a fool of himself, Clint couldn’t help straightening up under Coulson’s gaze, wanting to make a good impression.

Finally, Coulson broke the silence. “You’re not wearing any underpants,” he observed.

Clint shrugged one shoulder. “I figured that was your department,” he returned, and felt oddly proud of the amused smile Coulson gave him in return.

[[ I can’t draw Ranger!Phil but i can damn well try ]]

saylemstudios:

I might stop now… lol!

captaindick:

Not really a spoiler. But the thing I was inspired to draw after the movie.

director-of-shield:

First move, mine.

—Fury

[The shake of Phil’s head is betrayed by a smile laced with amusement. A first move that certainly wouldn’t be the last]

turningoftheshadow:

His name was Phil.

g-jane:

i tried to photoshop a little something for you i hope you like it! (but it’s totally okay if you don’t)

[[ OOC; OH MY GOD YES WOW THANK IT IS PERFECTION ]]

ljinnq:

Confrontation.

askthespiderphotographer:

“Hey, Agent Coulson, remember that incident at the science fair?”

How

could I

forget.

[frowns louder]