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Agent Phillip J. Coulson

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{ Independent ask/roleplay blog for Agent Coulson (based off MCU, AOS, and comics). I track the tag: askagentcoulson. Please read my About & Guidelines page before roleplaying. Not a spoiler-free blog! }

SEE THIS? THIS IS A WOMBAT. CUTE, ISN’T IT? ADORABLE.

WRONG.

THESE THINGS WILL FUCK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE UP.

How could it possibly do that, I hear you ask? Simple.

THEY ARE PURE FAT AND MUSCLE. HIT ONE WITH A CAR AND YOU’LL NEED A NEW CAR AND THE FUCKER WILL STILL BE ALIVE.

AND THEY BURROW, THE LITTLE SHITS.

A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAE WHO IS NIGHTBLOGGING AND HAS TO WAKE UP IN FOUR HOURS. *FLIES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE MAJESTIC AS FUCK*

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    soo I fell in love with these things at the zoo today
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    I freakin want one!!!
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    They’re tough little critters all right. But they were on the land before humans and their cars so…. My sympathy is for...
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