SEE THIS? THIS IS A WOMBAT. CUTE, ISN’T IT? ADORABLE.
WRONG.
THESE THINGS WILL FUCK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE UP.
How could it possibly do that, I hear you ask? Simple.
THEY ARE PURE FAT AND MUSCLE. HIT ONE WITH A CAR AND YOU’LL NEED A NEW CAR AND THE FUCKER WILL STILL BE ALIVE.
AND THEY BURROW, THE LITTLE SHITS.
A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAE WHO IS NIGHTBLOGGING AND HAS TO WAKE UP IN FOUR HOURS. *FLIES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE MAJESTIC AS FUCK*

SEE THIS? THIS IS A WOMBAT. CUTE, ISN’T IT? ADORABLE.

WRONG.

THESE THINGS WILL FUCK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE UP.

How could it possibly do that, I hear you ask? Simple.

THEY ARE PURE FAT AND MUSCLE. HIT ONE WITH A CAR AND YOU’LL NEED A NEW CAR AND THE FUCKER WILL STILL BE ALIVE.

AND THEY BURROW, THE LITTLE SHITS.

A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAE WHO IS NIGHTBLOGGING AND HAS TO WAKE UP IN FOUR HOURS. *FLIES OFF INTO THE DISTANCE MAJESTIC AS FUCK*

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