I apologize in advance;

For my leave of absence. But I will be back in about ten days time. I’ll trust you all to behave while I’m gone.

((Alright. This is not a drill. I’ve left Poptarts and Oreos in the cupboard for Thor and Loki but dont eat them all in one sitting, you hear me? Nobody lose track of Barton lest he makes a permanent nest in the air duct systems. Jane, dont forget to turn off your equipment when you’re done in your lab for the night. And someone tuck Steve before bed you know how he gets. I expect you all to be nice to Pepper, the tower is hectic enough. The same goes for Bruce— I wont be there to put any of you on time out for poking at him, Tony.

;___; Everyone be good and nobody die.

Okay.

Here I go.

Leaving now.

—And I left some things in the queue so you all know I’m always watching over you, my darling agents. God watch me totally find internet over there and have all this worrying for nothing.

Okay. Bye. I LOVE YOU ;A; …..Bye!

—Philly Mun <3))

She’s a bit over dramatic, but yes. Take care, everyone.

—Agent Phil Coulson

→ posted 9 months ago {♥ 15}
  1. wilsonhiggsburysgiantbonebulge reblogged this from ask-agentcoulson
  2. thegladhatter said: You are the ADORABLEST. So not even kidding.
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  4. verily-thor said: COME BACK SOON. I MISS YOU ALREADY. BE SAFE.
  5. justaskfreyja reblogged this from ask-agentcoulson and added:
    You’ll be okay! We’ll all be here when you get back, promise!
  6. reductosshrinkgun said: Papa Agent please don’t go! Tasha is plotting I just know it!
  7. ask-bruce-banner said: Good luck, Phil. I’m sure everything will be fine. (( BOOOOOOOOOOOP …bye ))
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