September 2012
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whatthefalseheartdothknow asked: If you could date anyone on the team, who would it be?
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verily-thor:
ask-agentcoulson:
Hrrk—!
Well, if it wasn’t obvious, my children seem to call me non-stop.
So you admit to being our Mother? I knew you would eventually. Does Father Fury know yet?
I meant we would call you when we did not do something bad and just to socialize. Like now. I have not done anythiiiiiing. Wait. No. That is a lie. I did do something bad. But that is beside the...
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v-p-potts replied to your post: That reminds me! Remember those two guys that you took out with my shoe and a sample bar of soap? What was that all about? You never told me. Also, is it bad that I still wear those shoes, do you think, legal-wise?
…hitmen? Were they after you or after me??
…Hm. That is an excellent question, Pepper.
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boots-of-lead asked: Agent Coulson, please inform that last anon and the rest of your fangirls that I am NOT a diva.
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v-p-potts asked: That reminds me! Remember those two guys that you took out with my shoe and a sample bar of soap? What was that all about? You never told me. Also, is it bad that I still wear those shoes, do you think, legal-wise?
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v-p-potts replied to your post: That’s not what you said when I KILLED you. How did you survive? Did the one called Stark revive you with one of his devices? You are quite puzzling… //creepy ass evil grin/
This guy is scaring me.
He does seem quite inhospitable, doesn’t he?
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Anonymous asked: You're gorgeous, amazing, and make suits look damn good. And only someone with your level of awesomeness can handle babysitting the group of divas known as the Avengers....okay well Tony is the only diva, not the point though.
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verily-thor:
ask-agentcoulson:
I am making it a slight resolution to be a nicer person, so I will tolerate this today.
Which is far more than enough niceness for the week.
You should try being nice all the time, Mother Phil.
Perhaps your children would call more oft if you did not threaten them with shocking devices when they are trying to be affectionate.
Hrrk—!
Well, if it...
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: That's not what you said when I KILLED you. How did you survive? Did the one called Stark revive you with one of his devices? You are quite puzzling... //creepy ass evil grin/
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verily-thor:
ask-agentcoulson:
[Bats hand away]
Thor.
-pinches both cheeks-
Phil.
You cannot bat away both of my hands and get your taser out. I win this round.
I am making it a slight resolution to be a nicer person, so I will tolerate this today.
Which is far more than enough niceness for the week.
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Just downloaded Jump in the Line on iTunes
trickshotclint:
ask-agentcoulson:
trickshotclint:
ask-agentcoulson:
Stop.
NEVERRRRRRRRRR.
There are literally millions of other song, Barton.
But no other song makes that vain in your forehead pop so majestically.
#right you’re a snow white guy #someday your prince’ll come #wait he did #(cap duh)
Refraining to shove the broken fishing rod up somewhere, Legolas.
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Anonymous asked: Oh I see. Did you have to resist the urge to shoot people? I imagine it must have been hard.
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Just downloaded Jump in the Line on iTunes
trickshotclint:
ask-agentcoulson:
trickshotclint:
Seems like someone deleted it…but not for long!
Stop.
NEVERRRRRRRRRR.
There are literally millions of other song, Barton.
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: Oh, Phillip... it's so obvious, is it not? I am back, and I have something big in store... something very big indeed... Ehehehehe...
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Anonymous asked: Coulson, why were you under cover in New Hampshire at a greeting card company? I'm curious.
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Just downloaded Jump in the Line on iTunes
trickshotclint:
Seems like someone deleted it…but not for long!
Stop.
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: You're a man of few words, aren't you? Although, on your supposed "death bed," you did have something to say to me... what was it? Oh, yes, that I was going to lose. I do believe you were mistaken, Phillip...
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captain-stephrogers asked: I'll most certainly keep that in mind! My offer was genuine, as well. I'd like us to be friends, despite our awkward start. I haven't had much of a chance to get to know you.
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Anonymous asked: Don't worry, love, everyone has their off days. And frankly, with what you have to put up with? It's incredible you lasted as long as you did. And we all still love you, don't worry about that ~Nani
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frostbitprincess-deactivated201 asked: You're adorable. You're quite an inspiration to me, also. I learned from you to be brave, and good things will happen.
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verily-thor asked: -pokes your face- Coulson.
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: Thank you. I have been working on it. I see you're doing better... Odd, seeing as I stabbed you in the chest...
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narcissisttonystark-deactivated asked: I was drunk, give me a break.
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electric-flames asked: Nightmare: Cappy rips your cards into pieces in front of you and beats you to death with his shield.
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Anonymous asked: I once had a nightmare that Thor ate all of your donuts and you were fired and stuck in a room with Stark because he was the only one would hire you but he hired you for housework like what
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narcissisttonystark-deactivated asked: What possible ulterior motive could I have?
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: What? Not so pleased with my... appearance? Of course, I wouldn't be if I were you...
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thegodofmischiefhasbeenbusy-dea asked: Hello, son of Coul. Long time, no see... Ehehehe...
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narcissisttonystark-deactivated asked: Agent. How are you?
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therunawaystark-deactivated2012 asked: I'm Luke Stark
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shieldagentbobbimorse asked: Hiya Coulson. *waves*
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hawkguyclint asked: Sure. Check your bottom drawer.
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therunawaystark-deactivated2012 asked: Hello Coulson
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v-p-potts replied to your post: I haven’t heard from you in a million years. I’m also not up to working a full day and I’m dead bored. Tell me what’s new with you?
I think it’s just that I have so much more free time, and also because I’ve seen so much of Tony while healing. It’s awesome, but I like a variety of faces. What did you do to cover for Barnes?
He handles most of the planning for...
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hawkguyclint asked: Speaking of fishing rods, you gonna replace the one you broke?
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v-p-potts asked: I haven't heard from you in a million years. I'm also not up to working a full day and I'm dead bored. Tell me what's new with you?
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I've not opened much time as of recently for you... →
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ask-agentcoulson started following you
hisinstinctsmyfacts:
ask-agentcoulson:
hisinstinctsmyfacts:
ask-agentcoulson:
hisinstinctsmyfacts:
ask-agentcoulson:
hisinstinctsmyfacts:
[text] Nice tie today, Phil.
[text] That’s funny. Perhaps you should look into wearing one as well, Detective Inspector.
[text] Nah, it’d just get in the way of doing actual police work. How’s being a babysitter going?
[text] Less babysitting...
August 2012
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willowrandallofshield:
We’re Working On It: willowrandallofshield:Files and papers went scattering everywhere, as…
willowrandallofshield:
Files and papers went scattering everywhere, as did Willow, who looked up see the senior agent looking down at her with much disapproval in his gaze.
It had to be Coulson. She had. To run. Into. Phil. Coulson.
For a moment she sat there, on her...
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Teller makes a bad career decision
agentklutz:
ask-agentcoulson:
agentklutz:
Teller looked up at the agent who’d literally stumbled upon him. Part of his mind was saying ‘Hey, this guy’s important, can you remember why?’. “‘m sorry,” he slurred out, trying to get back up to his feet and failing. “Thought it w’s a good idea t’ sit down a while. M’bad.”
This time Teller managed to get to his feet and hung onto the wall to stay...
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Aftertastes
liesmith-loki:
ask-agentcoulson:
liesmith-loki:
ask-agentcoulson:
The agent kept his eyes fixated upon his cup as the trickster moved about his kitchem. His voice was bitter.
“All of it.”
“At least,” Loki said quietly, “I do not have the memories from my own similar experience. Only shadows and nightmares.” He held out the plate of pastries. ”Eat. Drink the coffee. It will help.”
...
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a-silly-pony asked: Permission to construct a spell-matrix that will protect your butt from being touched by anyone save yourself?
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thefantasticmsfawkes asked: Coulson, you are the most epic ever and I love you (in admiration, not a romantical "I wanna have your babies" way).
v-p-potts asked: Pepper introduced Phil to a really diverse array of top-quality food and coffee. Sometimes, when he's standing there with his tray in SHIELD's cafeteria, he kind of resents her for it.
