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eridanapmora asked: Phil Coulson stands there.. Looks into Thor's deep blue sapphire eyes and whispers "Thor.." he pauses, his emotions getting the best of him but he keeps going, "Thor. I ate all of your poptarts." THE END.
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: "Good lord are some of these activities even physically possible?" I don't know but we could die trying. *winks*
Aug 1st
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ask-agentbarton asked: Hey, Coulson, I'm just going to warn you now that a group of recruits with /vicious/ aim got their hands on some paintball guns. Seriously, I was in the air vents and they got me. They talked about coming to find you.
Aug 1st
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stip-it asked: You should be nicer to Thor.
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: Have you heard of Capsicoul?
Aug 1st
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It has come to my attention;
ms-romanov: ask-agentcoulson: That many of you agents on this social networking site have started blogs revolving around the Avengers and particular types of…… ‘confessions’. …..Good lord are some of these activities even physically possible? I’m going to need specifics in order to answer that question, sir. Err— I suppose some things are more possible than others when it comes to...
Aug 1st
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verily-thor: ask-agentcoulson: verily-thor replied to your post: COULSON. -angry bear hug- CALL MY ARMS FLUBBER AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I SERVED MY COUNTRY I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT. I SAVED YOUR REALM. I DO WHAT I WANT. I WIN. NOW TAKE IT BACK. IM INSULTED YOU THINK I’M THE AGENT I AM TODAY IF I COULDNT HANDLE WORSE.
Aug 1st
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Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
askjanethescientist: Probably not the safest idea…but that’s not the point. It never is.
Aug 1st
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verily-thor replied to your post: COULSON. -angry bear hug- CALL MY ARMS FLUBBER AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I SERVED MY COUNTRY I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT.
Aug 1st
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verily-thor asked: COULSON. -angry bear hug-
Aug 1st
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It has come to my attention;
That many of you agents on this social networking site have started blogs revolving around the Avengers and particular types of…… ‘confessions’. …..Good lord are some of these activities even physically possible?
Aug 1st
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sir-william-bradly asked: *sits on top of your head*
Aug 1st
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dame-woman-agent-carter: ask-agentcoulson: dame-woman-agent-carter replied to your post: Uhm, Agent Coulson? Can—Can I—I don’t mean to be a burden, but is there any possible way I could stay with you for a little while? I mean—just for a few hours. While I figure things out? Because. You know. I’m sixteen again. And I don’t know what teenage girls do in this century. And things. *She sighs,...
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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molodoo asked: Finally thought of a question! So, Agent Coulson, what do you do for fun and to relax? I mean, you're all business, but you've got to have SOME down time, so this is me, asking what you do with that down time :)
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: Phil, don't end up like Thor or Clint. You'll just embarrass us all.
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: I can make you feel beautiful, Sir.
Aug 1st
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dame-woman-agent-carter replied to your post: Uhm, Agent Coulson? Can—Can I—I don’t mean to be a burden, but is there any possible way I could stay with you for a little while? I mean—just for a few hours. While I figure things out? Because. You know. I’m sixteen again. And I don’t know what teenage girls do in this century. And things. *She sighs, dropping her head into her hands.* I’m not...
Aug 1st
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dame-woman-agent-carter asked: Uhm, Agent Coulson? Can--Can I--I don't mean to be a burden, but is there any possible way I could stay with you for a little while? I mean--just for a few hours. While I figure things out? Because. You know. I'm sixteen again. And I don't know what teenage girls do in this century. And things. *She sighs, dropping her head into her hands.* I'm not making any sense.
Aug 1st
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shieldagent-matsumoto-deactivat asked: You're one of the coolest agents ever, Coulson! *smiles and gives a thumbs up*
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: i'm no medic either but i'd love to do your prostate exam ;)
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: my nipples hurt when i see u c:
Aug 1st
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Anonymous asked: PHIL, I WILL MISS YOU OMG ;A; *cling to you for dear life*
Aug 1st
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furysrighteye asked: We should have a SHIELD party.
Aug 1st
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dame-woman-agent-carter: ask-agentcoulson liked your post: M!A: for 24 hours you are 16 years old, and this cannot be undone. Oh, uhm…Hello, Agent Coulson. Agent Carter. Fallen under the works of M!As again, I see.
Aug 1st
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July 2012
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Jul 31st
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orb01 replied to your post: Everyone is always talking about how fine Captain Roger’s ass is, but I want to take a moment to appreciate your ass, good sir. It is amazingly fine, and blinds all who see it. Thank you for having such a fine ass, Agent Coulson. Why am I not entirely surprised that images like this exist.
Jul 31st
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v-p-potts replied to your post: Do you ever get tired of baby sitting the Avengers? I imagine they would really get annoying after a couple of days. I want to know why you get all of the credit. Ok you’re better with actual emergencies, but I’m the one who keeps a stock of goat’s milk for Thor. I want to crack a single mother joke. But I do quite enjoy living.
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: Was Arnim Zola ever taken into SHIELD custody to work in your science division?
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: Everyone is always talking about how fine Captain Roger's ass is, but I want to take a moment to appreciate your ass, good sir. It is amazingly fine, and blinds all who see it. Thank you for having such a fine ass, Agent Coulson.
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: BEEP BOOP BOOP BOP BOOP BOOP BEEP?
Jul 31st
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ladydoctortardis asked: Do you ever get tired of baby sitting the Avengers? I imagine they would really get annoying after a couple of days.
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: Agent Coulson... Does SHIELD involve itself with The Doctor on occasion?
Jul 31st
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ijusttakethestairs: ask-agentcoulson: ijusttakethestairs: ask-agentcoulson replied to your post: ask-agentcoulson replied to your post: It would… [Clears throat with a nod] Captain. Don’t make me do what I did last time.    ((This only for girls, but I make exceptions with Coulson. ;D))         W— I’m sure I don’t know what you’re referring to, sir. Suuure. Want me to… refresh your...
Jul 31st
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ijusttakethestairs: ask-agentcoulson replied to your post: ask-agentcoulson replied to your post: It would… [Clears throat with a nod] Captain. Don’t make me do what I did last time.    ((This only for girls, but I make exceptions with Coulson. ;D))         W— I’m sure I don’t know what you’re referring to, sir.
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: I...I can't believe you actually met Captain America! Sir, you are my hero. What was it like? How hard was it to contain your excitement? Did you really stare at him while he was frozen in ice? What was that like? AMAZING, was it not? Oh and uh, can i join S.H.I.E.L.D. TOO? o 3o
Jul 31st
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broknhigh asked: Permission to take Loki?
Jul 31st
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Anonymous asked: Coulson, what do you do to agents who have ran away from shield or turn against shield?
Jul 31st