May 2013
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Good evening, Agents.
And good luck to the graveyard shift.
—Agent Phillip J. Coulson
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Anonymous asked: Sir, did you know that Jo Frost aka the Supernanny is going to have a new series? Shall I prepare the DVR?
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darthsydious asked: NAAAAAAAAA NANANANAAAAAAA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEY PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
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castielofthursday replied to your post: *Crawls under his desk.*
I want to stay here. Where it feels safe.
[An odd thing to say, He wheels back in his chair to get a better look.]
Is there a reason you currently don’t?
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castielofthursday asked: *Crawls under his desk.*
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starkravingengineer asked: As a quality blog, you’re it! Quality doesn't mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing...
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v-p-potts:
ask-agentcoulson:
…Is it a PG project?
Yes! I mean, it doesn’t involve sex. At all. Ever.
Ugh, it’s too weird to talk about.
So, how long has it been since I’ve pried into your love life? Are you dating anyone?
Dating?
I take it my inbox and coffee pot don’t count as an answer?
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theunforgettableones:
there are some people I just want to rp with but they’re like rp royalty and you’re just like
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askjanethescientist replied to your post: I heard you have a fast vintage car. Your favorite Asgardian princess/astrophysicist’s Pinzgauer is suddenly in the shop, you know.
Aw, fine, but if you’re not going to let me drive it, at least take me with you next time you do?
Sure you’d want that, Doctor?
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askagentsitwell:
*sighs* I’m good at a lot of thing Phil. A lot of things. People aren’t one of them. I lost my temper and I shouldn’t have. I’m better than that… I was. Anyway. You know you could just steal a cookie and go on.
[He makes no move to leave]
Losing a temper doesn’t negate years worth of exceptional work, Jasp.
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A reminder: Just because someone does not want to...
wasthatnotprocedure:
Listen up. There are many reasons that we, as players, do not want to play out a romantic ship: our characters are incompatible, one character is unavailable, we’re just not comfortable with it… whatever the reason, it happens and we don’t have to justify it.
This is not a judgment of any character other than our own.
It does not mean we find your character irritating, or...
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evil-phil-coulson:
He glanced up at the other, distinctly aware, despite his state, that he was completely and utterly vulnerable. “You’d like that… quar’ntine the illness.” The double meaning of the word hung in the air that Phil was having trouble breathing.
“It’d certainly be one less problem off the checklist.” One less threat. One that knew everything Phil did to a point....
imagineyourotp:
Imagine your OTP eating mashmallows on fire when they’re camping by the sea. Person A tries to eat a hot mashmallow but accidentally burns their lips. Person A laughs and blows on Person B’s lips to cool it down. Person B’s stays mad and keeps pouting until Person A kisses them.
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evil-phil-coulson:
“Nah, people are nosy,” he joked before the world tilted again. With a choked noise he slid even further down against the wall. “Wouldn’ wanna mess up your image with my pretty mug.”
“They’d put you in a shiny glass box regardless.” Phil noted, sympathy completely absent in at the sight of his own weak form. “And they would.”
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New Followers
man-without-a-heart:
Good. Because I wouldn’t want to get the suit out. I enjoy your company too much.
That makes one of us, with or without the armor.
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haroldbarton:
“Then, to what do I owe this pleasure?”
“Nothing but coincidence, I suppose. And it is a coincidence.”
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ask-agentcoulson:
ooc;
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE DRAFT THING HERE I GO
I GIVE UP, FRIENDS
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ooc;
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE DRAFT THING HERE I GO
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chabbit:
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
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“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via parado-xx)
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how to seduce a roleplayer:
shapeshifterprince:
Trim your posts
Urls with no hyphens
Reblog as text
Trim your posts
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pipersauntmay replied to your post: If you were mine, you would always have a home and someone to hug you.
Why don’t you hug me and find out, Agent?
[The challenge makes him feel young. May makes him feel young in the way comfort and embraces did in his youth. Perhaps it was because May was so far away from S.H.I.E.L.D. and work that any objections he’d normal have were not present...
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ooc: let's have a fandom vote
v-p-potts:
Can we stop tagging for im3 spoilers? Reblog with a yes or no comment and then anyone who sees this post can get an idea of where we stand.
[[yes please]]
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Is it wrong for me to jam out in my office?
addictedtogalaga:
…
You saw nothing.
Certainly heard something.
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verily-thor asked: ... -raises a doughnut up again- And I am a very capable warrior and prince of Asgard, but I allow others to feed me from time to time. And if you get doughnut on your hands, how will you handle paperwork or hold your gun later?
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omnipotentmoon asked: [/ Saw a Coulson reblogged this. Had to come in. Hufflepuff or Gryffindor for the muse. I can see Coulson being in Hufflepuff with Steve and just admiring his senpai so hard and being a little cute shit. ]
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Inbox me what Hogwarts house you think Mun and...
omnipotentmoon:
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katesgotabow:
ask-agentcoulsonreplied to yourpost:[[okay i’m effin hungry. i’ma go get food, then…
[[ bring back some pie ]]
[[NO SUGAR COMA FOR YOU COULSON.]]
ooc;
i thought u loved me kate
kate pls
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Anonymous asked: THORxPHIL!!!!
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verily-thor asked: -feeds a doughnut by hand- I have done nothing. I have been on my best behavior lately! Just as my mother and father and Jane! Can I not do something nice for my favorite agent of Midgard? -wipes crumbs away-
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askjanethescientist asked: I heard you have a fast vintage car. Your favorite Asgardian princess/astrophysicist's Pinzgauer is suddenly in the shop, you know.
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About role-playing
otomewhore:
It’s okay to not role-play with OC’s
It’s okay to role-play with OC’s
It’s okay to make OOC posts
It’s okay to take a break every once in a while
It’s okay to be lazy
It’s okay to drop threads
It’s okay to start new threads, even if you’re owing someone something
It’s not okay to make someone feel shitty about what they do, what their preferences are, or how long they take to...
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pipersauntmay asked: If you were mine, you would always have a home and someone to hug you.
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verily-thor asked: -ties a napkin around his neck and sits him down at a table- You are very welcome. Eat up. -massages shoulders-
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mischiefandseithr
http://renaissancedweeb.tumblr.com/post/51055004838/the-coffee-blog-this-is-a-masterpiece
//I think maybe you should look at that…just saying»
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