Anonymous said:
Was coulson in a garage band when he was young?

     [ Though he can deny joining, it wasn’t to say hadn’t considered. ]

#omfg #ooc



     ”At least I’m a live asshole.”
And speaking of alive, he’d rather not scream it to the world. Out in the open with his dick swinging in the wind isn’t an attractive look for anyone, and he worked hard on faking his own death to have it come unraveled. 

"Come with me."

Any anger he planned to unleash dissolves quickly and with no surprise. Whatever the last straw was for Phil Coulson, it hadn’t toppled the rest between them yet.

In fact, if he was suddenly hiding an age-old smile— one reserved just for the very topic of them

     Well, Phil wasn’t telling.



     ”Don’t gimme that look, Phil. You suck at looking innocent, especially over that kinda important stuff.”

     ”Do I? Wonder how I’ve made it this far.”

'Are you always a smartass?'
‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’
- Jim Butcher, Blood Rites (via ironmxde)
theninthdoctor said:
♒ //I just feel like harassing you today hi



Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

          “Act your age.”

The Doctor snorted and laughed.

Really? Now you tell me how am I supposed to act my age when there’s no specification whatsoever.”

     ”Are you not old enough to know your own age without being told?




Carefully yet quickly Charlie dropped to her knees in the grass and invited the puppy to climb into her lap, crying openly as she scratched his ears and let him lick her fingers. “I do, I do-o want a do-og,” she sobbed and laughed at the same time as she looked from her uncle to her new friend.


"He’s the best dog in the world, Uncle Phil, this is the best birthday ever, I love you s-so mu-huch!

Her happiness is more satisfying than he every anticipated. Phil took a step closer and watch the dog take a liking to Charlie immediately. There was a lectured prepared in the back of his mind— Responsibility, proper care—

     But Charlotte was happy. 


      “Happy 21st, Kid.”


I agree with you there. When somebody works extra hours and sacrifices to afford something that they know you’d like—they deserve the appreciation for that. 

[ Steve blinks as if he’s sleepy, just for a moment, forcing himself to stay where he is and not let memories pull him back in time. ]

That they do.

[ After a moment, he clears his throat softly. ]

      Anyway. You’re not a work of fiction, Captain.





why do you even bother with a shirt if this is how it looks on you


fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to stop Loki and retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead


agents of sassy » coulson edition

Chris Evans for Variety Magazine, March



Imagine your otp getting drunk and cooking together.

You don’t have to like me.
But you’re going to respect me.
- A Day to Remember (via dylan-my-vodka)